Sexual Distancing

The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.

Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.

by Urban humor March 18, 2020

hunter sexual

When your wearing realtree camo to just go out to the foodmart to buy some ring dings and hoe hoes

Dang boy your almost invisible over there looking all hunter sexual

by Eljer Tippy October 12, 2020

Entrenador Sexual

A Spanish sex trainer.

She's a nympho and printed entrenador sexual business cards.

by You Know Whom February 26, 2011

scobi-sexual

When a person is sexually atracted to Scobi. Scobi can be atracted to himself too.

Person1: Look at Scobi, he is so sexy!
Person2: You are definetly scobi-sexual!

by yeet6699553 November 25, 2021

Laura sexual

a person that is sexually attracted to leena al gorilla, pewdiepie, and any other fictional or non fictional character.

boy: are you lesbian?
person that is laura sexual: nah fam im laura.

by yaoiiiiiii November 22, 2020

Alien sexual

People who are attracted to aliens

Girl: Hey I’m alien sexual

Guy: so you won’t date me

Girl: no I would and a girl and a alien
Guy: ok bet

by SavageBabyBlack January 12, 2021

Isaac sexual

That means when you are attracted to Isaac Lahey from TEEN WOLF and would die for him

“Hey what’s your sexuality?”
“Oh iam Isaac sexual”

by Raisaac.lahey January 13, 2021