secret simp

Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol
Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.
by Mugiwara no Ichi April 06, 2021
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Secret blo

When a girl is giving you a blowjob (probably under the table) while you try to talk with someone who doesn't know what's happening down there
Damn bro, she gave me a epic secret blo at the bar yesterday
by The big dick boy December 11, 2018
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Novelty Secrets

A Favorite Sex Toy Store No One Knows You Have
Where did you get that sex toy? Novelty Secrets, now put it down.
by Novelty Secrets June 07, 2015
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Internal Secretion

A phrase popularized by a certain jew from East Brunswick, New Jersey. Essentially, another saying for "vagina" or "pussy" but in a somewhat more intellectual manner.
Yehuda: "Stop trying to set me up with Beatrice, I don't want my cock inside her internal secretion!"
by yumolitious February 24, 2023
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loud secret

A loud secret is when you have a secret that you want people to know but at the same time you don’t
I smile weed I want to keep it a loud secret
by Marcus von trill October 27, 2017
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The Secret Show

A British animated television series produced by Collingwood O'Hare and commissioned by BBC Worldwide in partnership with BBC Children's. The series debuted on 16 September 2006 during TMi on BBC Two.
Run, The Secret Show!
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
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secret andmirer

your redder than a rose
" Im your secret andmirer bye cutey"
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