Thief Scouting

The act of hiding outside of your house for all night, waiting for possible thieves.
It can be an useful pastime when you manage to lock the house with the keys inside, and you remain outside.

John: Damn, you look like you haven't sleeped for years!
Carl: Yeah, I've been thief scouting for all night!

by PastimeParadise July 19, 2010

Straight-shooting

Eating while on the toilet in order to multitask or save time

i have started straight-shooting my morning oatmeal to save time after I wake up.

by ShonnGreen July 27, 2016

straight shooting son of a gun

Someone who tells you things in a straight fashion or in an honest way. they don't lie about that situation

person 1: that shirt is very ugly on that person
person 2: use the straight shooting son of a gun method on him so he understands

person 1: yeah i gotta do that

person 2: that would be the best thing to do

by south side creepers December 4, 2017

alabama shooting star

In the slave days when they would catapult black people into the air as a punishment for not picking cotton

Cledus: we'll have to find some way to punish these negroes
Billy: just put em in a catapult and make them Alabama shooting stars

by Romanisagod April 8, 2020

scooping

When a chick secretly takes the cum from a used condom and smears it in her pussy to try and have an unsuspecting guy's baby. (The condom could have been used on her or on some other girl.)

No way that skank could be pregnant. Hell, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick. She must have been scooping the baby batter from her room mate's trash.

by Spewart May 6, 2006

scotting

a man who masturbates.

I went to find my brother to go to a movie but he was scotting in his room with the door locked.

by Charles Pedskalny November 13, 2007

shooting match

Your entire efforts to achieve a goal through an inter-related, and sometimes complex, series of tasks. Usually preceded by the word "whole" as in "the whole shooting match"; alternatively "the whole shootin' match"

When Johnny got caught cheating on his wife - he lost the whole shooting match.
game project enterprise

by ekks September 14, 2010