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SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN

In my case Jewish Condo Nazi's. Failing to follow the By-Laws, Condo Law, and holding secret meetings without any gentiles present.
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by mrbill1938 January 9, 2013
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schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis
by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013
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schmoddler

A person that adds "schm" as a substitution to the beginning of words, or uses "schm" to create new words.

For instance, that food is lip schmacking good. And the already famous, Joe Schmoe!
Person 1 (the schmoddler): My dad just got a schmonsillectomy and he is in the recovery room right now.
Person 2: Do you mean a tonsillectomy?
Person 1: Yes, same difference.

Schmoddler: Traffic, schmaffic!, just take the back roads!
Schmoddler: Cops, schmops! My dad will bail us out if we get caught.
by JimJim Beano December 31, 2013
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schmuckitude

The degree to which a person or thing exhibits the characteristics that suffice to classify it as a schmuck, which is Yiddish for penis. May also be the degree to which you resemble a flaccid whale penis.
Example 1: Rush Limbaugh's soft shifty body gets a 10 on the schmuckitude scale.

OR

Example 2: The schmuckitude of stealing that baby's candy and wiping his own ass with it before giving it back is legendary.
by HRBlock May 17, 2014
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schmedsley

A BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER WHO PLAYS BALL ALL NIGHT LONG...AND LOVES GATORADE
Damn that kid must be a schmedsley

posted by CAMERON BISKUPSKI
by CAMERON BISKUPSKI(CHEAH!!!!) September 15, 2016
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Schmedge

The act of smoking weed. Used in public situations due to the unknown definition for it.
Jimmy: Yo, do you want to schmedge?
Eddie: Let's light up!
by jimmymk12 September 3, 2016
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schmuckdown

(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!
by Fungledor September 3, 2016
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