In my case Jewish Condo Nazi's. Failing to follow the By-Laws, Condo Law, and holding secret meetings without any gentiles present.
SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN - Professional fuckups
by mrbill1938 January 9, 2013
Get the SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN mug.A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.
Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
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A person that adds "schm" as a substitution to the beginning of words, or uses "schm" to create new words.
For instance, that food is lip schmacking good. And the already famous, Joe Schmoe!
For instance, that food is lip schmacking good. And the already famous, Joe Schmoe!
Person 1 (the schmoddler): My dad just got a schmonsillectomy and he is in the recovery room right now.
Person 2: Do you mean a tonsillectomy?
Person 1: Yes, same difference.
Schmoddler: Traffic, schmaffic!, just take the back roads!
Schmoddler: Cops, schmops! My dad will bail us out if we get caught.
Person 2: Do you mean a tonsillectomy?
Person 1: Yes, same difference.
Schmoddler: Traffic, schmaffic!, just take the back roads!
Schmoddler: Cops, schmops! My dad will bail us out if we get caught.
by JimJim Beano December 31, 2013
Get the schmoddler mug.The degree to which a person or thing exhibits the characteristics that suffice to classify it as a schmuck, which is Yiddish for penis. May also be the degree to which you resemble a flaccid whale penis.
Example 1: Rush Limbaugh's soft shifty body gets a 10 on the schmuckitude scale.
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Example 2: The schmuckitude of stealing that baby's candy and wiping his own ass with it before giving it back is legendary.
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Example 2: The schmuckitude of stealing that baby's candy and wiping his own ass with it before giving it back is legendary.
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(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!
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