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Safety Patrol MVP 

This is basically a reward Safety Patrols get for being good at the "job."
Wow, You got the totally rad Safety Patrol MVP award!

Safety Smiley 

A smiley within a text that is only there to make a negative or mean remark seemingly less bad. Often used by passive-aggressive people.
Man your hair looks like dogshit again :) (<- Safety Smiley)
Safety Smiley by Nick_knock April 7, 2022

Safety Scissoring 

Scissoring with your clothes on
I love safety scissoring on the third date

Safety Sandy 

A silly little goose and she loves her nephew cooper.

Safety pruning 

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.
Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.
Safety pruning by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022

safety car 

A thing most commonly caused by Nikita mazepin
Person 1 there's a safety car
person 2 who caused it Nikita mazepin
safety car by random f1 fan July 18, 2022