Safety All

What you say to your friends or people around you when you fart in front of them
Jared "ohhh safety all boys"
Nick "You stink"
by TouchofPoseidon August 10, 2022
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Safety Hazard (Airport)

Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.
Daddy brad is a safety hazard (Airport).
by misterblobbysmassiveshlong December 15, 2022
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safety bay chicks

girls who wear fake ratty hair extension and dont give a flying fuck what they look like, have no respect for anyone or anything. especially no respect for themselves,
whores
safety bay chicks
by yamum, October 12, 2011
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Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.
Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.
by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022
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Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
by realistpenduhater November 03, 2023
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safety shaft

A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.
Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!
by Christinesavoie June 30, 2019
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this shit on safety

when someone has something in the palm of their hand, when they know that they "got this"
Man 1 - I'm about to fight this kid.
Man 2 - Yea yo, you got this shit on safety.
Man 1 - Yea I'm gonna beat this guys ass.
by Laura400 November 14, 2007
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