safety song

The song you sing to yourself in order to get another annoying tune out of your head.

I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.

by Julie the Jarhead January 23, 2011

The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020

safety seal

the use of mutiple condoms to protect oneself from a major skank's vag

I had use a safety seal to fuck sarah last night

by scarletbegonias! June 29, 2009

safety car

A thing most commonly caused by Nikita mazepin

Person 1 there's a safety car
person 2 who caused it Nikita mazepin

by random f1 fan July 18, 2022

Safety

Safety is the type of good behavior towards a problem. If you where in a sitiuation perhaps a robber is nearby,...safety is the key.

Most Humans don't have this special ability to be safe.

*Unknown Dangerous man* (Goes into a school)- "Hehehe.....i'm officially in the school..."
*Principal* (Speaker) "Everyone....get......to.....safety......"
*Random student* "Whats safety!!??..""
*Teacher* "Safety is key now!"
*Teacher* "Safety means to get security."

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ March 4, 2019

Safety

Yeah, harm is bound to happen.

Hym "I do not give a fuck about what your number 1 concern is. I am not here to keep you safe and I am not here to labor indefinitely for nothing. Your strategy of delay gratification to the grave isn't going to work on enough people for long enough and your safety is entirely dependent on whether or not someone is motivated to harm you."

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima September 10, 2016