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Cuzzo Syndrome

Disease when you are a loner, you pretend to hate gay people when you are actually gay. Also you are bad at video games, and like pirate booty.
by Mr.Cocker May 21, 2015
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Ocskasy Syndrome

One who continuously roots for teams that have absolutely no chance at winning a championship. Almost as if they are unlucky/cursed.
Are you serious, you root for the Jets, Nets and Mets. You must have Ocskasy Syndrome.
Oh wait, you actually own a Jets Favre Jersey, you definitely have Ocskasy Syndrome.
by Steel Country December 14, 2010
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Dorito syndrome

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.
After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome
by Mudit January 31, 2005
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Iori Syndrome

A case where a person(Most likely very mentally unstable) kills off their partners, team mates, etc reason by insanity or unstability.
Damn, looks like another case of Iori Syndrome...
by Ardelis December 31, 2004
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Tegan Syndrome

Quite possibly the only non painful overly pleasurable disease there is, it is soon to follow after one experiences the "Tegan Effecct" - in more cases than not it is unavoidable. A term for those who have a sudden realization that they've ditched their life, children, friends, husband, school, work, or any sort of human contact so that they can sit online and look at photos of Tegan Quin, sit on the L chat and discuss Tegan Quin, and sit on YouTube and watch videos of Tegan Quin. Some refer to it as "the gift that keeps on giving", it spreads rapidly like wild fire, while it is pain free, it's suggested that you have a substantial amount of money in your savings, because chances are you won't be stepping away from the computer any time soon.
Male friend 1: Can you believe she broke up with me! After 6 years!
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams
by teganeffect June 6, 2013
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Furiosa Syndrome

A mental delusion that inflicts only men into believing they will experience Spontaneous Castration at the sight of a powerful woman.
"Aaron's got that Furiosa Syndrome, he thinks his dick will fall off if he goes to see the new MadMax movie"
by Gavriel.Discordia July 4, 2015
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sauron syndrome

Derived from the Latin word saur- meaning red and -on meaning eyes. Most commonly diagnosed in immortal beings in their menacing tower phase of life, this affliction ones eyes to become extremely red.
Hey, Frodo, what's up with Sauron today?

-Oh man, he's suffering from an affliction of the most curious and serendipitous sorts.

By golly Frodo! You don't think...

-Yes me boy, it seems he has a a case of sauron syndrome!

OH SNAP!
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