Ocskasy Syndrome

One who continuously roots for teams that have absolutely no chance at winning a championship. Almost as if they are unlucky/cursed.

Are you serious, you root for the Jets, Nets and Mets. You must have Ocskasy Syndrome.
Oh wait, you actually own a Jets Favre Jersey, you definitely have Ocskasy Syndrome.

by Steel Country December 14, 2010

Cuzzo Syndrome

Disease when you are a loner, you pretend to hate gay people when you are actually gay. Also you are bad at video games, and like pirate booty.

My friend has Cuzzo Syndrome.

by Mr.Cocker May 21, 2015

Dorito syndrome

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

by Mudit January 31, 2005

Iori Syndrome

A case where a person(Most likely very mentally unstable) kills off their partners, team mates, etc reason by insanity or unstability.

Damn, looks like another case of Iori Syndrome...

by Ardelis December 31, 2004

Fatass Syndrome

The feeling of laziness you get after eating a large meal.

I have total fatass syndrome after eating at that buffet, it's like I can't move.

by Dasborg November 28, 2011

Goldilocks syndrome

When a person is excessively picky about looking for the "perfect" or "just right" option in any situation be it another person, place or thing because they believe they always have an ocean of options to choose from. So said picky person discards many potential options for very petty reasons because they believe they have infinitely better options to choose from when in reality their options are rather limited.

This girl complains about not being able to find a boyfriend. Yet she keeps tossing away many potential suitors because she's always under the belief that she can always find someone better. She's got Goldilocks syndrome, she points out this one guy is great but he is too short for her liking. She said this other guy was wonderful also but he's younger than her so that's a turn off for her. In her constant pursuit of looking for the guy who's "just right" is gonna leave her either lonely or with trashy guys for a good long while...

by ThaDaLinkWent July 7, 2018

Hixtape syndrome

Hixtape syndrome: a syndrome where ARMYs experience loss of sleep, uncertainty, anxiety, and too much excitement. This syndrome is triggered by the constant anticipation of when Jung Hoseok will drop is Hixtape.

My hixtape syndrome is worsening each day that hixtape has not been dropped.

by Lexdiben February 9, 2018