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not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.
When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.
by Taichung February 14, 2025
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sushi warrior

“Bro I’m a sushi warrior, I don’t need a condom.”
by 673k September 30, 2023
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sushi master

by ghostman22445 September 15, 2016
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Midwestern Sushi

A food item which, due to the location it is prepared in, is of subpar quality.
Order some tacos in russia, it was a case of midwestern sushi
by ConsumerOfNutrients November 26, 2023
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Sushi Swish

Almost like a 69. It includes three male partners, laying sideways on a bed or floor. They form a circle and simultaneously performing very wet blow jobs, or felacio of some sort.
(Typical College Jocks) Friend 1:Yeah bro! Me, Rick, and Jim had a Sushi Swish till we were numb! Friend 2: Dude thats awesome!
by lilJayer March 5, 2011
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Dumpster Sushi

When a woman's period laden axe wound smells of feces once the man gives her anal and puts his penis back in her vagina without wiping it off after she's had the beef squirts. Not to be confused wit Dumpster Bread
"Man, that girl stunk like Dumpster Sushi after I smashed her Ralph Kramden and refilled her Norton like it was a Honeymoon!"
by WindoLickr February 21, 2022
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sushi

can mean "to love", since sushi sounds similiar to "like" (suki) in japanese and and they prefer to use "like" since "love" (ai) would be to straight forward.

Used in japanese comics to irritate (both japanese and non-japanese) people.
I sushi you. Don't you mean 'like'? No.
to sushi someone~
by joker2016 June 24, 2016
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