St. George 

A semi-cool city located in Southern Utah. It has most of the stores of a big city but lacks fun things to do. All the homes look the same & every house hold uses twice as much water as the one next to it.
The high schools brag about their sports when in reality, they all suck.
Lots of mormons, cowboys, polygamists, senior citizens, snobby teenagers & a holy ton of infants & kids under 7.
The only reason why I like it in St. George is 1 hour and 40 minutes down the road, is Vegas. Another 3 hours from Vegas, is Southern California.

Teenager 1: what should we do tonight in St. George dude?!
Teenager 2: well, it's either see a movie, or go to the one story mall!
Teenager 1: oh I got it! Let's have your mom teach us to cook & do a little scripture reading with the whole family!
Teenager 2: Sweeet! *high five*

St. George by kalyygirl63 January 25, 2009

St. George 

St. George is like any other city in utah... Full of mormons.

If you aren't mormon.. you'll be looked like you're black.

That's another thing, black people are about as hard to come by as a shooting star.
Polygamists are regular sites to be seen at Costco. They usually have 10 kids with them, and those ten kids are each carrying a baby. They can be commonly seen buying 10 gallon containers of mayonaise and a cart full of toilet paper.

The city is full of:
A) emo teenagers with nothing to do but smoke weed, sit around, and smoke more weed.

B) senior citizens who sit in their houses all day that occasionally come out to drive their golf carts 1/4 mile then stop to realize they don't even live near a golf course, and drive back home.

C) Preppy teens who hang out at wal-mart all day.
D) latinos who rave about how awesome their latino heratige is.

The most exciting event of the year is when st. George hoasts the senior olympics.. St. George is hot, and boring. It's like Las vegas, without all that las vegas has to offer. There's a church on every corner, and is extremely diverse... not.

The nice thing about St. George is there's hardly any crime, compared to the rest of utah winters aren't so bad... but compared to California it's hell during winter. There is a very luxurious part of St. George which is very pretty. Unfortunately 99.9% of the population can't afford to live there. The people are really nice too, and it's only an hour and a half away from sin city.

"Hey look it's St. George!"

Californian: Wow it is so cold up in har during the winter!

Californian2: I know it's nearly 50 degrees, better put on the snow chains.

St. George by feces face March 7, 2011

St. Lunatics

A rap band from St. Louis including Nelly, Murphy Lee, Ali, City Spudd, and many more.

The St. Lunatics are from St. Louis.

St. Lunatics by Capital_A July 18, 2003

St.Peter's in Barrie 

Located in south Barrie, Ontario, Canada.
Weirdest school filled with hotties, druggies, sluts, party gals and nerds. Mostly white people, a few browns and an occasional asian..

we walk around in nun clothes (Don't worry because the girls can make a nun outfit sexy)..
Most of us live in B-town and a few Innisfil or Alcona.
WE ♥ WEED DUHHH!

"I got to St.Peter's in Barrie"
"Are you a druggie?"
"OH NO NO NO NOOOO"
"Or you a slut?"
"TEHEHE.. maybe ;)"

if you're a true St.Peter-er you either are a slut or a druggie.. if not.. go to Toronto we don't need you here, Sincerely Barrie.

St.Peter's in Barrie by coolstudent December 12, 2011

st. anselm's 

One of the coolest schools in the history of the United States of America. Every single girl from every single school is obsessed with our intelligence, good looks, and athleticism.

Really hot supermodel: "Hey where do you goto school?"
St. Anselm's guy: "St.Anselm's"
Really hot supermodel: "Let's fuck now"

st. anselm's by St. Anselm's Rules August 26, 2004

St. Andrew's 

The best of the the three prestigious high school in Austin with a beautiful college-like campus and really good teachers (mostly). Known for higher SAT scores than high scores in sporting events, nevertheless the student body knows how to have a good time. The lacrosse teams like to pretend they're good when really the cross country team is the only team to have won a championship. Lacking an official dress code, the student body has their own standards demanding either unique vintage pieces or the standard prepster attire. The football team averages zero wins per season, however, a new Heisman winning coach has just been hired. Clickyness and general drama varies, but you can count on the Bros or the Pastels to mix things up, however, their cockiness far outweighs any attractiveness. The track team has the best bods, but the school is greatly lacking in the attractive male arena. The hottest SAS girls peruse the other Austin high schools when searching for adequate dates. SAS takes pride in it's Latin department, which frequently attends state and national Latin conventions bringing home The school loves to preach about diversity and flaunts its liberal politics. Popular St. Andrew's hang outs include Snow Beach, Magnolia, Maudies, Lake Austin, and ACL.

Student1: "Dude I locked my keys in my car again, but I can't call pop-a-lock cuz theirs a six pack inside."
Student2: "Man, that sucks. St. Andrew's education at work."

St. Andrew's by laxer81 March 27, 2010

St Louis 

THIS CITY IS THE SHIT....not the biggest city or greatest city ever but you gotta respect it..i mean it has that arch which nothing beats

from tha lou and im proud.. st louis representa

St Louis by ecot November 2, 2005