Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.

1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.

by Pictopathy September 25, 2021

Kraje soiler

A name given to someone who constantly soils everything - multis, gear, lovelife, sports bog te jebo I bet he’s even soiled his gače. Still a lovely cunt tho.

You’re soiled again, Kraje Soiler.

by Jojppac2 November 23, 2021

Serial soiler

A person with very poor bowel control who has repeatedly shat themselves either out of laziness or lack of control

MAN: *stood with a brown stain on his pants*
BOY: “look mum it’s the serial soiler”

by Urban man202 August 2, 2024

Pink soil

A vagina, especially in the context of sexual intercourse.

Hey, if anyone needs me, I'll be plowing the pink soil!

The man will plant his seed in the woman's fertile, pink soil.

by JoshdoingJoshthings June 26, 2024

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

cirque du soilet

When you have a powerful poop, that spashes copious amounts of toilet water on you butt.

I used the portapotty at the fair and the poop caused some cirque du soilet

by poopetrator May 17, 2012

Diggin' that untoiled soil

Banging a virgin

Damn that boy was diggin' that untoiled soil last weekend!

by Kitty_Titties June 5, 2015