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no what is it?
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by source: trust me bro :) June 27, 2021

Skater

A person who skates. Nobody cares about how you look or what you listen to. I wear baggy clothes and listen to nu metal and 90s rap but someone may wear short shorts and listen to Playboy Carti.

You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.

Poser: Yeah I'm a skater
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*

Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)

by klem_box47 December 30, 2022

Skater

Skaters are pretty gnarr however usually have a small penis

Hey skater the one with the small penis wanna go skate

by Urmumvirgin October 17, 2019

skater couple

They are the two kids who share earbuds, tease each other in the halls, and basically act like a couple. They like to skateboard, and often do it together. Not the most popular couple, but are known by others. They overall seem like really cool people, and look awesome together.

Person 1: Yo did you see that skater couple?
Person 2: Yeah. They looked really cool.

by rootbeer&icecream December 7, 2017

Gnarly skater

Usually called Alex but can’t kickfip and calling people but munches. Found at a skatepark watching beavus and but-head

“Yo dude u are a gnarly skater”

by George dwarf September 27, 2019

desert skater

A person of middle-eastern decent.

That cashier was a desert skater.

by Light Bread August 8, 2007

skater

A bottom, gay closeted man that rides meat every Wednesday

Yo have you spoken to skater?
No he's too busy sucking dick

by Vipid September 2, 2022