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Skater Clowns

A Legendary Hip Hop Group Started In Late 2021
All The Current Members Are
Lil Hater/Winterr

Uzy!
Joseph B Pack
Lightning
Goyslop Consumer: yo this highly processed food is the bomb
Paul Allen: You know what else is the bomb swedish girls and skater clowns
by HauntedJester360 February 3, 2024
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Skater

A person who skates. Nobody cares about how you look or what you listen to. I wear baggy clothes and listen to nu metal and 90s rap but someone may wear short shorts and listen to Playboy Carti.

You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.
Poser: Yeah I'm a skater
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*

Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)
by klem_box47 December 30, 2022
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Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
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Skater

Skaters are pretty gnarr however usually have a small penis
Hey skater the one with the small penis wanna go skate
by Urmumvirgin October 17, 2019
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Skater

You will put a good outfit and vans then skate around the city
Did you know that I am a skater 🛹
by The skater girl AHAHHAHAH October 28, 2019
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Skater boi

by Lozloz1983 November 4, 2021
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“Skater” who cant kickflip

The lowest of the low. Absolute scumbags who have no life and should probably kill themselves. If your a “Skater” who can’t kickflip you probably hate yourself and it’s fully justified
Look it’s a “skater” who cant kickflip I bet his parents are dissapointed in him
by Bigdickrick97372782 October 18, 2021
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