Someone who is terrible at curssing or someone who cursses, but isn't good at it or doesn't makes sense .
by AndrewHunt23 March 21, 2011
by genlo January 18, 2009
the process of shitting with out wiping then bending over on top of one of your friends while their sleeping, then punching them in the stomach which makes their head spring into your unwiped asshole.
by bitchass111 May 07, 2010
people who suck ass, musically and form a group. thus, combining their non existent abilities for numerous reasons.
Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"
Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"
Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."
Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."
Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"
Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"
Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."
Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."
at show dude1: does this shit even follow a beat?
dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S
dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!
dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.
dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band
dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S
dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!
dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.
dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band
by purgethefall March 10, 2008
This act is the ultimate combination of two things. You fuck a girl in the ass an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. Then you donkey punch her so hard she shits herself. The combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.
John: Why is that girl crying?
Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..
John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......
Bob: Yeah, I know...
Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..
John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......
Bob: Yeah, I know...
by Bad Booner April 29, 2008
by molfa February 16, 2009
1. Anyone who gets overly intoxicated rapidly and winds up laying on the floor puking on the carpet before anyone else is even buzzed.
2. An Appalachian folk hero who's spirit hides in bottles of cheap whiskey waiting to possess anyone who consumes the liquor. Possession by Captain Shitty can be spotted by looking for the symptoms: heavy intoxication, singing off beat to the music, laying on the ground, excessive vomiting, loud voice, basic and outrageous shenanigans, and the use of the phrases "I'm not drunk," and "I love you guys", often mashed into one loud slurred sentence.
3. Your friends cousin who gets extremely fucked up on his first ever acid hit and a massive amount of shitty vodka at one of your acid parties and pukes all over the place and sends you into a bad trip since your contemplating a possible emergency situation on acid.
2. An Appalachian folk hero who's spirit hides in bottles of cheap whiskey waiting to possess anyone who consumes the liquor. Possession by Captain Shitty can be spotted by looking for the symptoms: heavy intoxication, singing off beat to the music, laying on the ground, excessive vomiting, loud voice, basic and outrageous shenanigans, and the use of the phrases "I'm not drunk," and "I love you guys", often mashed into one loud slurred sentence.
3. Your friends cousin who gets extremely fucked up on his first ever acid hit and a massive amount of shitty vodka at one of your acid parties and pukes all over the place and sends you into a bad trip since your contemplating a possible emergency situation on acid.
#1: I'mnotdrunkIloveyouguys!- pukes - Woooooo!
#2: Dude, shut the fuck up.
#1: That girls got a sweet ass. Like to. Fuck her. HEY!
#3: That's my girlfriend. You need to shut the fuck up.
#2: Fuckin' kids turned into Captain Shitty, don't listen to him.
#2: Dude, shut the fuck up.
#1: That girls got a sweet ass. Like to. Fuck her. HEY!
#3: That's my girlfriend. You need to shut the fuck up.
#2: Fuckin' kids turned into Captain Shitty, don't listen to him.
by StonedRoxy January 02, 2012