A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
by airborne8 October 28, 2010
Get the One Sheet Shitmug. by yoursexymother January 18, 2009
Get the Nicholas Vaughn Sheetsmug. by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004
Get the Eat unda sheetmug. Man it was hot, especially when we started the sheet fort sex, there was no air under there. It was awesome.
by jimj October 17, 2008
Get the sheet fort sexmug. When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.
He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.
by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020
Get the Tattered Pink Sheetmug. by kne01 September 23, 2016
Get the white sheet statesmug. Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet”
by LilPoutine May 12, 2022
Get the Greased Cookie Sheetmug.