Secret Shuffle

Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.

Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.

by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018

Secret Swifter

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.

Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"

by Mindistortion November 18, 2011

avnis secrets

avnis secrets are very dear to her. she never 👎🏼 wants anyone knowing. 😞

person 1: omg what your avnis secrets?
avni: I CANT TELL YOU THEYRE TOO IMPORTANT TI ME

by ilovexiaoandonlyxiao October 11, 2021

Secret chum

Adrian's very secret chum with very special Junglejuice

Omg have you tried adrian's secret chum it's so good

by Sheikhar_bhuti February 17, 2022

secret simp

Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol

Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.

by Mugiwara no Ichi April 5, 2021

secret bowser

It's when one male puts one of his hands up another males buttocks and another hand down the males throat and try to lift the person like this

Just gave Oliver a secret bowser today

by The lad9793 April 4, 2017

secret septum

A piercing that you get behind your parents back.

"I got a secret septum"

by asdfghjklballsack May 4, 2012