A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.
Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
by slashdotat April 08, 2010
V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"
Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
by wfgqwf February 13, 2011
Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”
Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.
Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”
Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.
Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
by AK47! June 21, 2019
Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.
Weird taco tasting powder
Weird taco tasting powder
by megan3.0 January 29, 2016
Billy: was up girl?
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.
hahaha
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.
hahaha
by shortyonion May 02, 2008
by Readyforpairing August 23, 2023
by officialbagger_ April 19, 2018