Seasoned Zyn

A zyn (nicotine pouch) sometimes moistened which has been tossed in powder from an open zyn

Ya dude every morning I pack an upper /lower deckie with 6 milli seasoned zyns

by Readyforpairing August 22, 2023

Shitting Seasons

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.

Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!

by Batman's Nutz August 22, 2023

Soken Seasoning

When you hear a little Masayoshi Soken magic on a Final Fantasy song and it gives you the good feelings

Example: Simon had to change his jeans after hearing that Soken Seasoning

by SMGSPANNER October 25, 2022

Doughnut Season

Doughnut was a Japanese song released on December 15, 2021, by the girl group Twice.

Doughnut season is basically winter but aesthetic.

It's Winter!

No, it's Doughnut season!

Sorry, my bad.

"Ah yawarakaku amai kibun Fuwafuwa shiteru"

by Baldlix's Egg November 20, 2022

Roster Season

Roster Season is the opposite of Cuffing Season. A time of year where you have a lot of people you contact for dates etc but you aren't cuffed to one person. Termed by the popular podcast "The Perished Parent Posse" in one of their interviews.

Girl, it's roster season. Don't date that scrub, just add him to your roster.

by perished_pp May 12, 2022

bags season

Based on the song Bags by Clairo. This season reflects on how the song feels and when it fits right. This season usually occurs during September-December, it can extend to late January or early February.

“What’s your favorite season?”

“Bags season is my favorite!”

by frogscotch October 10, 2022

seasonal head

The act of receiving head only during the summer and winter solstices or spring and fall equinoxes. It is used as an act of abstinence or is used by those in tune with the changing of seasons.

“So, you only get head during the solstices or equinoxes?”

“Yes, Karen, it’s called seasonal head.”

by Fried_Sauerkraut October 22, 2019