Spanish Scale

The scale of a few various spanish groups;
One being the best, five the least.

1. Domnican Republic
2. Cuba
3. Puerto Rico
4. Ecuador
5. Mexican

There are way more; but here is a small exmaple.

GUY: "Yo, That chica is pretty hot".

GUY2: "Definitley Domnican. High on the Spanish scale"

by hollaahatahh May 10, 2009

V-scale

The ugliness factor in a girl. Add as many v's necessary to the word gov to accurately describe her ugliness

"ewewewewewew dont look now i see a 100 thousand on the v-scale coming our way!"

by The Brown Kid December 7, 2006

guav scale

A scale that measures how guav someone is. The guavness of a person is measured in fourths.

Person 1: Who’s that guav kid over there?

Person 2: that’s Lee, I’ve heard he’s 9/4 on the guav scale

by Completely Schmittfaced April 30, 2019

HAF Scale

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.

sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"

by chaintokinNow February 15, 2010

hurns scale

The OFFICIAL score (1-10) or decibel level of the sound of complete failure.

"Dude, Why'd you even try that Yager shot? You knew you were gonna hurl. That was a total 8.5 on the hurns scale.

by {pole} July 2, 2008

Asshole Scale

A scale with which to measure someone's level of jerkishness. It numbers from 1-10.

You, my friend, just went up another notch on the Asshole Scale!

by ruk182 February 7, 2010

Rictor Scale

Rateing someone on a scale of 1-10 on if you would fuck them. Usually combined with the Man Scale.
See also Man Scale

Josh: "She's like a 1 on the man scale but a 9 on the rictor scale."
Garrett: "Not even close. Shes like a 0 on the man but a 4 on the rictor."

by ThyPenguin March 28, 2010