n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.
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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.
And body bags?
And body bags!
And body bags?
And body bags!
by gnostic3 December 21, 2021
Get the Albertan safetymug. When you turn the volume off on your guitar before unplugging or placing down so your ears arent assaulted with feedback.
by Angus viejo April 21, 2020
Get the axe safetymug. Example: Connor is really into his new girlfriend and they want to take things to the next level.
Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, and I wanna cut your safety"
Megan: "OMG! I was thinking the same. Can I cut your safety babe?"
Connor: "My safety was cut with Allie back in freshman year"
Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, and I wanna cut your safety"
Megan: "OMG! I was thinking the same. Can I cut your safety babe?"
Connor: "My safety was cut with Allie back in freshman year"
by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022
Get the cut your safetymug. Officer Safety (noun) – The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for law enforcement. It’s the excuse cops use to justify unnecessary aggression or excessive force, even when there’s no real threat. Picture this: you’re already handcuffed on the ground, barely moving, and they still got an arm around your throat, shouting “Officer safety!” as if you’re the dangerous one. It’s less about actual safety and more about flexing power, giving them a free pass for brutality, no matter how much control they already have.
Example 1:
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”
Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”
Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 15, 2024
Get the Officer Safetymug. An act that basically bans gooning for british citizens unless they verify their age by either using ID, some shitty AI face detection algorithm, and credit card information for some reason.
Unlucky
Unlucky
Online Safety Act is literally just free promo for YouTubers with a nordvpn or expressvpn sponsor. Rent paid for the next 3 months
by Sebby294 August 1, 2025
Get the Online Safety Actmug. Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.
by misterblobbysmassiveshlong December 15, 2022
Get the Safety Hazard (Airport)mug. An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.
by JYoTX December 26, 2011
Get the safety cocktailmug.