sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)

Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?

by bruh421 July 21, 2024

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on the roof

to be obsessed with The Tannia, Elisa, Kiana, and Grecia (daddy) or to be crazy

“You are on the roof!”

by your mommy gj July 20, 2023

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Im on the roof of nuke town

(squeaking) Daniel im hacking im on the roof of nuke town!!!

(squeaking) im on the roof of nuke town!

by Im on the roof of nuke town September 14, 2022

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Urban roof (skatepark)

Ancient history myth of a place that was useed for entertainment and hanging out with friends mostly on weekends.

A gremo v Urban roof (skatepark)

by The scooter hounter May 16, 2018

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roof party 2.0

The sequel to the sick as fuck Roof Party that hasn't even happened yet. This is going to be FUCKING SICK AS FUCK. SO many drugs especially the good ones like meth, chicks, and guns. New this year is Super Smash BROs tournament. The tens of thousands of people who come MUST black out or overdose.

Billy: "Roof Party 2.0 is a GO! Chris you are invited!"

Chris: "SICK AS FUCK"

by Roof Party June 9, 2014

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