by ♥🗺☠ March 01, 2021
When a person shows up at a party or any situation to smoke weed and then leave shortly after. Usually because of curfew or living in a sketchy town where parties are busted almost as soon as they're started.
by Benny House August 17, 2008
The act of rolling a joint that instead of following the standard cone shape, turns out to be short and phat, much like to Kim Kardashian.
by anti-kim May 29, 2014
by kay + nick March 24, 2008
The act of a man walking behind a woman and "accidentally"/(but really) on purpose brushing his penis up against her butt. He will then act as if he is sorry and embarassed with apologies to the girl.
A girl is standing at a crowded bar waiting to get the bartenders attention, a man comes up from behind funky roll's her and then acts as if somebody bumped him into her.
by AFTuck October 18, 2011
adverb. 1. to go to sleep in the clothes you are planning to wear the next day, so when you wake up your ready to roll out.
2. to go to sleep with the clothes you wore the night before.
2. to go to sleep with the clothes you wore the night before.
I knew I would not have that much time to get dressed for work this morning, so I slept ready roll last night.
Tamara was so sleepy after the party last night, she slept ready roll.
Tamara was so sleepy after the party last night, she slept ready roll.
by Jebediah Freeman February 19, 2008
by Ioannou728 April 27, 2009