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Roflmaogfaamp 

Short for: rolling on floor laughing my ass off, gasping for air and pissing my pants
In random chat room:
Person 1: I was over at joey's the other night, that guy is so funny. I literally rolled on floor laughing my ass off, gasping for air and pissing my pants
Person 2: Why didn't you just write Roflmaogfaamp?
Roflmaogfaamp by Gypsyfashioner August 6, 2010

ROFLMAOBTITSB 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Because That Is The Shit Bitch.
I Like Pie.
ROFLMAOBTITSB
ROFLMAOBTITSB by Im The Lol. June 25, 2009

roflmnao 

means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Naughty Ass Off!
1: hey dude, have you heard the new joke?
2: no.
1: neither did I!
2: ROFLMNAO!
roflmnao by Perham March 10, 2008

rotflmaogfa

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off gasping for air

There's lol, there's lmao, there's rotflmao, and now the ultimate level of hilarity (the comic equivalent of suicidal hot wings): rotflmaogfa!

Not to be used lightly. Only reserved for the extreme heights of hilarity. I'm talking when-tears-are streaming-from-your-eyes-and-you're-hyperventilating-and-entire-body-shaking-funny.
Did you see/hear about (obscenely funny event)?!!!

Yeah. I was rotflmaogfa! Damn near had to use an inhaler and I don't even have asthma! Even thinking about it now has me cracking up!
rotflmaogfa by ORamb October 22, 2010

roflmonkey 

Rolling on the floor laughing masturbating on nans kitchens electric yoga-mat.
Man that was a good roflmonkey.
roflmonkey by SEECOLL December 27, 2007

roflmario 

Teh cool boi way of saying Roflmao, without looking stupid/gay.
Me: Hey, why is Texas bbq so good?
You: I dunno.
Me: Because they use blood for sauce and there are a lot of vampires there.
You: ROFLMARIO
roflmario by LOLUIGI August 26, 2004