roflmario 

Teh cool boi way of saying Roflmao, without looking stupid/gay.

Me: Hey, why is Texas bbq so good?
You: I dunno.
Me: Because they use blood for sauce and there are a lot of vampires there.
You: ROFLMARIO

roflmario by LOLUIGI August 26, 2004

Romario 

The way he hugs you will make you feel safe. In public he may not show his affection but when it’s just you and him he expresses his feelings . Romario’s can be caring and will make good husbands and dads

That Romario is so sweet

Romario by bbg_710 October 19, 2018

roflmao zedong 

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.

- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!

roflmao zedong by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out the door and down the street and into the path of an oncoming truck

Mr. X: *Tells an extremely funny joke*
Mr. Y: ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT
Mr. Y: *gets killed by a truck*

ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT by Nepenthe The Great November 9, 2006

Romario 

The way he holds you and kisses your nose all the time will make you blush!!!!! and the way he will makes you feel so safe when he holds you! You could tell him anything and he will always be there and support you!!!! His will be your motivation and the reason you get up every morning and know you have to work hard to give him everything in life and what he deserves !! You will be so scared to loose him because it will hurt to even think about it !! He'll be your bestfriend, brother or boyfriend all in one !

Romario
Safe

Romario by cutiepie523 February 3, 2013

ROFLMAO 

This Awsome Accumulation of letters means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off

"Rob: Im Cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: ROFLAMAO"
"Rob: Aww..."

ROFLMAO by Michael T March 22, 2003

ROFLMAOOL 

The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.

All Hail the Grand Sultan Roflmaool of Stfunoob!

Person 1: Dude! The PBS in our city burst into non-profit flames!
Person 2: ROFLMAOOL!

ROFLMAOOL by Ben L. March 20, 2005