Beef ring

Another term for anus.

After Gert ate dem chips with cheese and fire sauce, his beef ring was tore the fuck up.

by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 02, 2007

Ring sniffer

A single man or woman who is attracted to a married man or woman and often attempts to engage said man or woman into a relationship (sexual or otherwise) with him or her.

"When I'm not doing homework or trolling Facebook, I'm often found being a ring sniffer men get lonely too!"

"There goes John... Doesn't he know that girl is married to an ex-navy seal?"
"Bro--he's in the zone. Hardcore ring sniffing.. He's going to end up dead!"

by small wonder April 08, 2014

Prickly Ring

When your arsehole feels like it has broken glass in it. This is called 'Prickly Ring'.

I've got prickly ring.

by stormynite May 02, 2014

Mangagement Ring

The ring given when a woman proposes marriage to a man. Often seen as immasculating.

When Marsha proposed to Steve she presented his mangagement ring. He then said yes yes a thousand times yes. He then proceeded to put on a fancy dress and bake some cookies.

by Jomo0229 March 03, 2022

ring hole

Australian slang for “asshole”.

To show one’s asshole to another.

Morris; “ the customer said she wanted to show me her ring hole!” unknowing of what that really pertained to, innocently thinking he was about to see a wedding band. He was gravely mistaken.

Jimmy; “Show us ya ring hole, luv!” after consuming a long-neck VB for breakfast at twenty-to-eight in the fuckin’ morning, as he is a fuckin’ fair-dinkum, fuckin’ full-grown Aussie. This is also known as ‘getting that up ya’.

by bloodyvwdriver July 12, 2022

lord of the ring

When a male eats ass for the first time

Jessica told me mike ate her ass last night he is a lord of the ring now

by The1506 August 28, 2020

Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)

This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings

by selfpuffs September 01, 2019