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Refreshing ride

Sexual position involving normal mounting orientation and a febreze bottle inserted in ones anus.
Man: hey honey we are out of febreze, want to have a refreshing ride?
Woman: yeah sure let me jam it up there good.

Woman: "Honey! Where did all the febreze go?" Man: "Don't know, but how about you come find out while we have a refreshing ride?"
by Semper Ardeat January 8, 2014
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Vike Ride

The act of getting stoned on Vicodin. The state of mind when one is stoned or high on Vicodin.
Mick: "Dude, did you see Jeff at the staff meeting this afternoon? He seemed totally stoned. Think he went out and smoked a doobie at lunch?"
Dean: No, man...He just had back surgery last week. He went on a Vike Ride after the operation and has been out of it for the last six days.
by Nitrolian July 12, 2013
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ride in paradise

Shortened to „RIP“
Is a sentence often used my motorcyclists and bikers to pay tribute or honor another motorcyclist who passed away, mostly in an accident.
„Goodbye David! You‘ll never be forgotten! Ride in paradise, my friend!“

„He died last week in an accident. Was hit by a car.„
„May he ride in paradise.“
by Enrikorez July 15, 2019
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Trolley riding

When a dog or animal scoots or draggs it's rectum on the carpet. This is usually done by walking with the front two legs and sitting with the back two legs lifted.
Holy Crap!Look at your dogg she is doing something nasty on the carpet!!

Oh no!! Roxie is trolley riding again. I think she might have worms or something.

Thats gnarly, i hope you have a carpet cleaner or something!
by Zaca July 10, 2009
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ride north

Verb phrase

1. To make a consequential life decision after long deliberation.
2. To abandon a long-held paradigm.
3. To dissociate oneself from kin in order to fulfill an oath or promise.
1. Jaime had no choice but to ride north. Cersei was being a bitch, plus he sort of promised to help fight the others. Plus, he has this sinking feeling that he's Azor Ahai.

2. I've had it with this low rep strength training. I'm gonna ride north and start doing German Volume Training.

3. You still believe Bush did 9/11? We rode north on that a long time ago.
by Juangalt April 19, 2018
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ride or nevermind

When you're down for most things, but let's be serious. People do some crazy shit.
So, it looks like I'm single again.
Oh no! What happened?
Well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night...
And?
She thought it'd be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. Too bad she didn't realize I was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
Oh, damn. What did you do?
Me? I ordered another drink and requested her an Uber.
by El Capitan Slamdance April 20, 2016
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Riding Gilbert

The typical term used to describe when one removes one’s bicycle seat, proceeds to aptly lubricate the the remaining seat tube, and then begins riding while sitting bare bummed on the pole in order to generate maximum prostate stimulation.

Most commonly used amongst off road mountain bike groups.

Origins of the term is thought to have started in the San Francisco East Bay Area.

Also see Riding Diablo.
Rand died today while Riding Gilbert down the mountain trail. It was unexpectedly too bumpy. He died with a smile on his face.
by T. Little May 14, 2021
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