Vike Ride

The act of getting stoned on Vicodin. The state of mind when one is stoned or high on Vicodin.

Mick: "Dude, did you see Jeff at the staff meeting this afternoon? He seemed totally stoned. Think he went out and smoked a doobie at lunch?"
Dean: No, man...He just had back surgery last week. He went on a Vike Ride after the operation and has been out of it for the last six days.

by Nitrolian July 12, 2013

Bull Riding

When a married woman has sex with her lover, boyfriend or date commonly referred to as a Bull. When a woman has sex with someone other than her husband, usually a larger virile or well hung male partner. Such a partner is referred to as her Bull.

My wife’s vagina was sore from bull riding last night.

by Dancerooster July 8, 2023

ride the rapids

During sex of an intense nature, there are superfluous fluids, inducing splashback; it feels like you've been hit in the head with a paddle.

Sue hopes to be able to ride the rapids when she gets home tonight.

by lincolnchefboy February 23, 2011

ride north

Verb phrase

1. To make a consequential life decision after long deliberation.
2. To abandon a long-held paradigm.
3. To dissociate oneself from kin in order to fulfill an oath or promise.

1. Jaime had no choice but to ride north. Cersei was being a bitch, plus he sort of promised to help fight the others. Plus, he has this sinking feeling that he's Azor Ahai.

2. I've had it with this low rep strength training. I'm gonna ride north and start doing German Volume Training.

3. You still believe Bush did 9/11? We rode north on that a long time ago.

by Juangalt April 19, 2018

Group Ride

A group ride occurs when multiple motorcyclists get together and ride as a group. It is akin to a convoy.

Group Ride: It's like group sex, but with all of the leather and none of the penetration.

by lo_0l January 16, 2014

riding elmo

Sex with a girl on her period.

I was riding Elmo last night. It looked like a murder scene.

by Alchelswon November 22, 2013

Riding the Empty

The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.

Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.

by Navy Cowboy August 10, 2009