A noise artist and diabolic philosopher, known for his many recordings and writings dealing with subjects such as social darwinism, misanthropy, and general outsider-ness(for lack of better words:P). He is despised by the oversocialized PC Left, being a prominent member of the recent unpop art movement alongside greats such as Jim Goad. But despite all the ear shattering noise he makes, he also proves to be of many skills, playing melodic collaborations with neo-folk band Death in June. He is not the dark messenger he presents himself as either, as he has been known for the most amusing mass-pranks one has ever seen, including one in which he threw bananas at German hotel guests while dressed as a gorrilla in nazi regalia.
by IntestinePoet July 30, 2005

Guy 1: "Dude i didnt see you at the party last night."
Guy 2: "Yea cause i was at the mall picking up some sweet rice."
Guy 2: "Yea cause i was at the mall picking up some sweet rice."
by TheDale2112 March 14, 2011

by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018

When words cannot describe the amount of rice that is required to get a kid named Maurice to take his headband off. (Because legit half the girls think he looks hot without it)
David: Hey Joe, don't you think More Rice should take his headband off for once?
Joe: Yeah man, he looks freakin lit without it!
Joe: Yeah man, he looks freakin lit without it!
by Lucemans May 6, 2020

Characterized by the acute inability of a Rice University student to stop working, learning, or otherwise engaging in productive behavior. Examples may include discussing classes at spas, compulsions to refine research work, or getting ahead for next semester by flipping through textbooks that one already has for classes one has not yet taken. Likely due to acute over-stimulation during the semester. Can otherwise be referred to as "Not being able to turn it the f**k off."
Rice Student 1: I was trying to binge watch Game of Thrones, but I couldn't stop working, so I decided to start defining stuff on Urban Dictionary.
Rice Student 2: Damn, sounds like you acquired the Rice Vice.
Rice Student 2: Damn, sounds like you acquired the Rice Vice.
by You Know Nothin' Jon Snow December 16, 2018

by Terriflying May 4, 2015

He tried to smoke oregano, what a rice sniffer.
That rice sniffer just tried getting high off nutmeg.
That rice sniffer just tried getting high off nutmeg.
by MWCkid February 25, 2011
