A noise artist and diabolic philosopher, known for his many recordings and writings dealing with subjects such as social darwinism, misanthropy, and general outsider-ness(for lack of better words:P). He is despised by the oversocialized PC Left, being a prominent member of the recent unpop art movement alongside greats such as Jim Goad. But despite all the ear shattering noise he makes, he also proves to be of many skills, playing melodic collaborations with neo-folk band Death in June. He is not the dark messenger he presents himself as either, as he has been known for the most amusing mass-pranks one has ever seen, including one in which he threw bananas at German hotel guests while dressed as a gorrilla in nazi regalia.
by IntestinePoet July 30, 2005

Guy 1: "Dude i didnt see you at the party last night."
Guy 2: "Yea cause i was at the mall picking up some sweet rice."
Guy 2: "Yea cause i was at the mall picking up some sweet rice."
by TheDale2112 March 14, 2011

by Juice1017 December 22, 2017

Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.
After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”
by Darry A. Allen March 9, 2021

by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018

When your bf sticks his favorite rice up your ass and then he fucks you. After that he’ll suck all the rice, cum, and shit right out.
by Daddie’sBabyBoi January 5, 2020

He tried to smoke oregano, what a rice sniffer.
That rice sniffer just tried getting high off nutmeg.
That rice sniffer just tried getting high off nutmeg.
by MWCkid February 25, 2011
