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Retarded ass

I have a retarded ass at my farm
by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017
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1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 4, 2003
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Retard Motivation

The limitless determination errupted oftenly in mentaly-disabled/arrogent people when they really want to do something that would be normally considered frivolous, impossible, or even murderous, depending on the initiative of the person using it.
"Dude, I over at my friends house when he got really drunk and tried to fly down the stairs like superman"

"Yeah, he gets some retard motivation when he gets really sloshed"
by Comenter2222@yahoo.com February 11, 2012
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Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.
"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."
by slack455 July 31, 2012
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retabled

Retabled is when ur retarded as well as disabled

Sometimes a word used because you forgot how to speak in common people English

When u go to say ur retarded and disabled at the same time and it comes out as retabled
Alice~*does something stupid once again*

Rebecca~ DAFUQ she doing?

Caitlin~OMG ur so retabled
by Bermudaaaaaa April 11, 2014
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retard savant

A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.
Doug is such a retard savant, he actually thinks that Dragon Ball Z is real.
by CapnShea August 14, 2016
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Retardaline

A special type of pill for autistic people
Jimmy did you not take your Retardaline
by MrMurphyOfficial January 24, 2019
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