Real men

Real men stand in a circle with their friends, have their pants down and sing the following...
"I am special, i am special, yes i am, yes i am."
"I am very special, i am very special, yes i am, yes i am."

"No! We have to solve this conflict like real men!"
(Then the above definition happens.)

by I Want To Believe Original RIP May 2, 2022

The-Real-Scuba-Steve

The-Real-Scuba-Steve is greater than the Vestibule at IGN.com. Considering he is only an outsider, he is the best user overall.

"The-Real-Scuba-Steve is the bomb!" yelled a kid in the hallway.

by The-Real-Scuba-Steve September 17, 2003

uptown real estate

big boobs, area that is nice and safe in contrast to the grime and filth located downtown where a number of unknown diseases flourish

howard: i ain't ever eat pussy in my life but i wouldn't mind going downtown on that broad, she classy
desmond: real talk...she got some nice uptown real estate too, look like million dollar mansions

by bobbycuzin September 3, 2007

ravid real

likes weiners

8========D to ravid reals butt

by lineman xxx February 21, 2009

get real you dumb bitch

whale wars.

Whale wars: We will stop the Japanese with butter. Ha now ur boat stinks!!
Me: get real you dumb bitch

by JohnnyDingMoFos July 7, 2011

The real Snas

Very cewl person no cap 💯

WOAH GUYS IT'S the REAL snas !!! :D

by Lunpanew I guess 🤪 November 24, 2021

A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022