Redneck Brakes

A stick,brick,or another you put under your back tire of car/truck to substitute for normal brakes.

Redneck 1: Well there i was, that big sumbitch truck came right at me.

Cop: And this Truck had no driver?

Redneck 1: Nope

Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix

Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.

Cop: take it to the shop.

Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?

Redneck 3: here they are

cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.

Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .

by MaineRedneck April 18, 2011

Redneck Pinstriping

Scratches in the paint of a vehicle caused by driving through trees and shrubs, often on 4x4 trails.

Got some bad redneck pinstriping while I was four wheeling in the desert yesterday.

by 35g5 March 27, 2013

redneck commandments

the 10 commandments for rednecks
1.) thou must marry thine sister.
2.) thou must consume copious amounts of alcohol.
3.) thou mustn't achieve greater education than grade 8.
4.) thou must live in a broken down house or trailer park.
5.) thou mustn't bathe more than twice per year.
6.) thou must have many children, many pets, and have your parents live in the attic.
7.) thou must watch NASCAR.
8.) thou must wear plaid and a trucker hat.
9.) thou must live in the USA or Canada.
10.) thou must own a beaten up truck

the lost commandments
11.) thou must listen to country.
12.) thou must vote for bush.
13.) thou must make moonshine.
14.) thou mustn't pay taxes.
15.) thou must hate your neighbor.
16.) thou must disapprove of newcomers.
17.) thou must salute the trucker.
18.) thou must only eat game you find (road) and kill, yourself.
19.) thou have a rocking chair on your porch.
20.) thou must play the banjo.

-road trip through Alabama-
-stop at a gas station-
-get out and fill up-
guy 1 "hmm?"
-locals stare and talk to each other-
-guy 1 gets back into car-
-guy 1 to guy 2- " those guys are kind of creeping me out. Can you guess why they're doing that?"
guy 2 "have no idea. You might want to check in with them redneck commandments."

by leviathantheinsane June 13, 2013

Redneck

A hillbilly outlaw.

Dicky is a redneck

by Sugar Zayed January 5, 2015

young redneck

a 13-19 year old kid preferably wears flannels, wife beaters, dirty white t's, loose jeans,work pants.
sometimes lives or works on a farm. makes homemade things nigger rig also educated doesnt live in shack. spits with mouth closed. owns guns most likely shotguns.

that young redneck kept me up all night shooting that shotgun!

by billy kilroy February 20, 2011

YANKEE REDNECK

A Yankee Redneck is a “yankee” that is a “redneck”

Them Yankee rednecks up north think they’re southern. I guess Country must be country wide.

by Thatyankeeredneck June 7, 2018

Getto or redneck garbage-can

When you buy a case of beer, put the beer in the fridge and use the box as your kitchen garbage can

After you drink your Iron City you must use your getto garbage can.

by sluggo December 3, 2004