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Rectal Speedboat

A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat

I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
by Siege of Society December 13, 2018
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rectal ecstasy

When someone penetrates your rectal area and you are ecstatic.

The ecstasy you feel when you get booty busted.

You love it in the ass so much you are in ecstasy.
Damn, when I went down to that new bar, the Bull and Mouth, I stayed there all night because they played the Rectal Ecstasy game.
by RebDav September 17, 2017
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auto-rectal

The state of having one's head up one's own ass
Wow, that book sure was auto-rectal
by LightWeaver June 23, 2024
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Rectal devastation

Kirsty performed rectal devastation on her ass the other day with a 15 inch dildo
by iisaltyi January 31, 2020
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rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010
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rectal fart

the act of both shitting and pooping at the same time
person 1: "i just had a rectal fart"

person 2: "bro wtf"
by the true meme boi January 6, 2021
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rectal hammar

The name givin to Somone who destroys recroms in a awesome way
Dude Taylor is such a rectal hammar dude he gave Bo a hammering
by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013
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