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rectal fart

the act of both shitting and pooping at the same time
person 1: "i just had a rectal fart"

person 2: "bro wtf"
by the true meme boi January 6, 2021
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rectally ravaged

Akin to butt blasted, ass mad, and rectal rage, to be rectally ravaged is to be filled with anger, especially on the internet.
Jacob accidentally saw that meme. He's rectally ravaged all over again.
by Beefsteak Pete June 8, 2021
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Rectal Swashbuckler

One who engages in jovial escapades and fantastic trips and voyages often times plundering raiding and looting for booty (pun intended). Inside the rectal region or ass with great abandon.
Nobody realized that Juan was a rectal Swashbuckler until we saw him go inside the club with the long line of all men out front.
by Yukon Jaçc The Rippa April 22, 2021
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Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.
“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
by lord anton June 24, 2025
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Rectal Meat Sack

The Saggy Meat Rag involves 1 male and 2 females. From here is when the male allows both females to wear humongous straps (12+ inches) and allows them to take turns railing him so hard to where his rectum eventually sags out of his ass. At this point the male will proceed get head by both females at the same time, one sucking his penis and the other sucking his Rectal Meat Sack.
Female: hey, can I suck that shit stained Rectal Meat Sack?
Male: Sure!!!
by UrbDicMenace August 3, 2025
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rectal rose

When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.
Person 1: “Oh my god, Timmy gave me a rectal rose last night

Person 2: “Eew what the fuck?”
by petergenethepumpkinqueen October 2, 2025
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rectal clutch

When you clench something in your anus do it doesn’t fall out
“Eats Vault Cheese” while rectal clutch continues
by Cheese vault May 24, 2023
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