(rectal mouthwash) is when someones passed out at a party pulls down there pants and (poops) in the past out persons mouth while its open, and they swish it around while snoring. Thats (rectal mouthwash)
My drunk friend passed out with his shoes on and broke the house rules so i Plopped a big turd In his mouth and he enjoyed his snoring (rectal mouthwash)
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
Get the rectal mouthwashmug. A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
by Siege of Society December 13, 2018
Get the Rectal Speedboatmug. by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013
Get the rectal hammarmug. It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023
Get the Irish Rectal Exammug. When the inner lining of the cologne becomes permanently inverted outside of the body as a result of extensive anal sex, forming a knob of scarred tissue around the asshole.
by truthBtold December 15, 2014
Get the rectal knobbingmug. by Rahula June 30, 2015
Get the rectal virginitymug. A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.
by Gonzo January 1, 2004
Get the Rectal Verifiermug.