Systematic Polar Realism

(Sis-tem-Mat-ick Poh-ler reel-iz-em) N. 1) A writing style coined in 2001 by Wyoming Writer Kenny D Hollis. It incorporates Gonzo Journalism and Capote Intellect. 2) The cornerstone for AUN Publishing of Denver, Colorado. 3) The future of American Writing.

Systematic Polar Realism
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.

by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005

Realistically

A word Tucker invented

“Realistically you guys need to stop using my word”

by TomatoHeadMan November 26, 2018

realistify

To make realistic

I’ll realistify this cartoon

by JoshieHubStudios December 28, 2020

post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

by kansas54 August 6, 2017

relistenability

something that is so good you can listen to it over and over again and it doesn't get old

I thought that new Lamb of God cd was pretty good but it failed the relistenability test

Damn that girl's voice is so sexy she could talk about income tax and it would have great relistenability

by Buddy C February 15, 2007

reality rejects

A show people who can't cut it on any other show should try out for.

Dude, I think they're auditioning for Reality Rejects - maybe you'd have a shot there with those horrible dance moves...

by Jance23 December 5, 2007

realigy

The equivalent to an erection. The difference is that a realigy is a RAGING boner.

Timmy's horniness got the best of him so he proceeded to insert his realigy into stacy.

by realigy8624 June 8, 2011