Rusty Italian

When you put your hand into the shape of the Italian finger purse and insert it into your partner's rectum and shout nonsense in Italian

My girlfriend let me give her the rusty Italian last night, she loved it.

by Naughty Italian April 5, 2020

Rusty Musket

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.

After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.

by ToeDirt June 7, 2016

Rusty Bush

When a women's period ended two days ago but she hasn't showered yet.

Beatrice had a rusty bush, but that didn't stop me from eating at the Y.

by Nottryingtolosemyjobtoday December 20, 2019

Rusty Tab

Fecal matter discharged on to one's soul patch

I was going down on Gina last night, and I think she farted and gave me a rusty tab.

by Collygreens October 9, 2012

rusty cleveland

Taking a fat dump right before you take a dick up the ass.

Larry told me tonight he wants to try anal , so I had to squeeze in a rusty cleveland before he got here.

by rusty cleveland February 19, 2018

Rusty Venture

From the Adult Swim comedy "The Venture Brothers", it's when a guy jerks off so much his dick gets all red and sore.

Hooker: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture"
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."

by handsoff_banzhaf November 26, 2010

Rusty Pirate

The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.

Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by 'lil Dan May 17, 2006