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Maryland Oven Roast

When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.
Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!
by HarunHater911 April 20, 2009
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joke roast

When you roast someone so hard and to try to make them feel bad.
Dude its just a joke roast; no need to get mad at it.
by jordann.brian January 2, 2016
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mime roast

To mime roast someone is to roast a person or group of people without even having to say a thing. If you ever get hit with a mime roast, consider yourself owned.
Bobby: (insert any insult here)
Reggie: *adjusts shades, points at Bob's abdomen, then expands hands from own abdomen signaling Bob's obesity*
Phillip: Holy shit, you just got mime roasted!
by Knibrock March 15, 2019
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Andy The Roast God

He's the type of person to roast you for wearing shoes.
"Oh no not Andy The Roast God I can't let him see me in my shitty clothes he gon roast the shit outta me on my momma"
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Camel Roast

A full front to back camel toe, usually found on larger women due to the increased fat around the genitals. Looks similar to the string wrapped around a beef roast.
Guy 1 - "Man have you seen Courtney today, she's rockin the Camel Roast"
Guy 2 - "Dude... Gross"
Guy 1 - "Ah-hah
by WebMazter August 25, 2011
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estonian spit roast

An orchestral manoeuvre whereby one achieves maximum clarity and volume on the double bass by pressing one's knee in the back of the instrument. This in turn pushes the string into the left hand thereby producing a voluminous sound.
"Fuck man, Jaan keeps initiating the Estonian Spit Roast on his bass. The poor fucker is getting bruised like crazy!"
by B$$Lad May 13, 2015
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stank roast

man 1: "check out the booty on that ho".
man 2: "I hit that before, ain't nothin but a stank roast".
by johnny jo jo September 13, 2008
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