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second rate

Something that is disgusting, displeasing or boring.
Urrrgh that is second rate man.
by lewy15 May 22, 2008
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rhino raped

When someone runs up behind you grabs your shoulders and jams their knee up your ass, or makes a fist and gives you an upper cut into your ass
Jesus, dude I just got rhino raped on the way to Trig
by DerektheDude September 26, 2006
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Rate Your Music

A site that tries to be the musical equivalent to IMDb, but is just another music board that is filled with pseudo-intellectual indie twats who try to out-hip each other.

Has ridiculously high ratings for generic whiny indie bands (Radiohead, Arcade Fire, The Smiths, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pavement, ...) and therefore cannot be taken seriously.
Music fan: "What is the darkest band you've heard?"

HipsterIrony17: "Coldplay."
IndieFuckswit: "HAHAHA, I lol'd."
Douchebag#1: "OP is an idiot, worst thread ever!!!"

Typical forum discussion on Rate Your Music.
by celeb March 6, 2012
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ratted

Term used in Great Britian, means to get totally drunk.
Oh bugger, that bitch got totally ratted last night. I should have taken advantage of her...
by Jay Eng 921 April 14, 2004
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Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.
An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.
by Rob November 28, 2003
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Space raped

When someone invades your personal space and talks to you right up against your face.
This guy totally space raped me. He was totally wasted and kept rubbing his nose up against mine while he hit on me. He's such a space raper.
by Missyknowsall September 14, 2009
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Rate Swap

a financial instrument used to part fools from their money. Usually involves speculating on interest rates. The fools, or 'mark', in this con are often unsophisticated public officials such as school boards or county commissions who are gambling with your money. The fools are advised by sleazeballs known as 'financial advisers' or 'consultants'. The sleazeballs are paid by both the fool and either directly or indirectly by the counterparty that makes a shitload of money, the greedy grifters often referred to as 'banks'. The banks only lose often enough to keep the hopeful fools signing up. By the time fools realize they have been had, it is a lose-lose situation. Pay enormous fees to terminate the contract, or continue riding it into the hole, hoping for a miracle.
Dude, why are your schools shit?

'Cause the board got fooled into a rate swap. We got jackshit and owe millions.
by Gaaaaaah! April 5, 2010
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