To find quantum physics arousing(literally fucking a book about quantum physics). To masturbate, also known as quantumbate (v; quantumbating) to a magazine of some-sort about quantum physics. People are also known to touch themselves when learning about quantum physics, to cum in their pants when hearing about quantum physics.
Dude- Hey i tried to look for porn on your computer, but.....
Other dude- I know. I need to tell you something...i like to jack off to quantumporn.
Dude- ahhh, not cool.
Other dude- i think i just came.
Other dude- I know. I need to tell you something...i like to jack off to quantumporn.
Dude- ahhh, not cool.
Other dude- i think i just came.
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