Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010

Puke straight

Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.

Avril Lavigne’s hair is puke straight.

by Party Rock Crew Member December 12, 2017

puke dicked

When a girl is throwing up & you go from behind & put it in her ass.

Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.

by Big P. Bob November 2, 2017

Air puke

The act of burping

Give me one second,I have to air puke.

by Jobdon June 23, 2016

Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.

Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Puke Burp

When food walks across your throat when you weren't even eating.

Oh gross, I just had a puke burp, my throat is burning.

by Goodole Chen February 14, 2017

Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

by puddytat April 27, 2019