Pube Stash

A mustache that can grow around a post-pubescent guys penis
Fernanda: check out this guys pube stash
Walker: I swear to god if it’s another dick pick
by Wugar19 August 08, 2021
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Pube Hug

When you're pissing or getting a good jerk on then pull your hand away but pube curls around one or two of your fingers, hugging you.
Aw, man, I was pissing like a racehorse and got a pube hug!
by The Moist Sausage October 31, 2018
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vagina pubes

Hair that grows on your "danger area" and gets itchy
My vagina pubes were itchy last night

I just grew some vagina pubes
by Toiletbowlwithspice November 23, 2017
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pube bunnies

The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.
Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.
by texasco April 24, 2014
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Dust pubes

It’s when someone has pubes that are so fair that you can’t see them. It’s like they’re transparent.
Remember when Connor put that Malteasers down his bellend?’ … ‘Man I do, but god, them dust pubes
by Shyelf October 08, 2021
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Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.
Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
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Pesto Pubes

When a girl pisses and shits on your pubes, giving your pubes a nice pesto relish.
Jenifer gave me Pesto Pubes last night .
by Boner Forest February 20, 2018
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