Prison Carwash

After a prison inmate anally rapes you, he makes you clean the shit off his dick with your mouth.

Co-worker : "-And then after my Aryan Brotherhood cellmate anally raped me, he made me give him a prison carwash!"

Me : "I don't talk about my asscapades from my time in jail in the workplace, so why the fuck are you?"

by Baltaczar October 19, 2013

prison break

When you only intended to fart, but a little bit of poop makes a run for it and tries to escape.

Pllllllllllllp. Oh shit that was almost a prison break.

by unterk October 15, 2008

Mexican Prison

When you cup a pussy in your hand without putting any fingers inside. Much like some maximum security Mexican prisons, where no guards are actually inside the prison walls, they only secure the perimeter.

Her "oh honey, not tonight, I'm on my rag."

Him "how about a mexican prison and a blowjob?"

Her "You read my mind. You are so sensitive."

by The Muff Marauder May 14, 2011

Prison Rat

A prison inmate who is working under cover for the prison guards. They would most often report other inmates in exchange for protection from the guards, or valuable items.

Hey guys, I hear we've got a PRISON RAT in the cellblock.

by thebigwan March 4, 2015

prison ball

Prison ball means not have busted a nut in a long while causing the balls of a male to become sore. The feeling is similar to getting kicked in the nuts.

I have not seen my girlfriend in a while, so I have prison ball so i might have to jack off

by billyd April 6, 2005

prison shower

A dick on every wall in your house

Dude he house has a prison shower!

by Jack asshole January 27, 2016

Prison Rape

1. Term used mainly in sports to describe a largely decisive victory over an opponent by a large difference in score or time.

2. Term used mainly in sports to describe the perceived bias of officials against one player or team in a sporting event.

References the humiliation and blatant sexual abuse rendered upon a person in an actual Prison Rape.

Rob: Did you see the Browns game last night? They lost 56-0.
Pete: Yeah, they got Prison Raped by the Patriots.

Rob: Did you see that Kronwall hit on Havlat in last nights Wings game?
Pete: Yeah, brutal, but Kronwall was Prison Raped by the officials for getting a game misconduct. That was totally a legal hit.

by Scooby McDoo May 24, 2009