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possum

A non-existing animal. A myth. The usage of the term 'possum' is popular under pot-heads.

Actually a 'possum' is a rat. But when stoners get high and see a rat, they refer to it as a 'possum'.
One night me and some friends were sitting in the backyard getting stoned as could be.
My dads old , blind, toothless tiny 3 pound chiuahua somehow heard a possum crawling out of a metal trash can and attacked.
That BIG ole possum got scared shitless in mid air jumped and 'played possum' and fell to the ground like it was dead, all back arched teath showing smellin bad.
The old dog sniffed it a few times and came strutting back after her 'kill' and we all started laughing soo hard that we dropped the bong and spilled the rolling tray in the grass.
by egbert_is_no_reindeer April 27, 2006
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Snow possum

Snow possum is directed towards white people. More specifically racist white people. This can be said to any gender.
Man I hate these snow possums. They always gotta say something about me because of my skin color.
by Loserkawa November 1, 2020
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posamistic

Posative and optamistic, at the same time.
Travis is a realy posamistic guy that was on big brother
by SOME SEXY HOBO August 11, 2008
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possum

Is an old man who dresses as a Boy Scout and Lays claims he works for the Long Island Rail Road while in search of young boys that will let him play with there private parts. Sometimes including his own private part into the said boy.
by hydrocushdisbud July 27, 2010
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POSAM

people that occupy space around me.
i don't have friends i just have posams
by iwabo March 25, 2011
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Posmod

Posmod, an abbreviation for the new and exciting “Postmodern" cultural movement. Tired of all the plaid, vegetarianism and caring, this anti-hipster geek movement started in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Ironically ironic, totally self-aware and too selfish to pretend like they care, the Posmod crowd is beyond hip.

Today's Posmods enjoy new-age yet awesomely retro vodka-based spirits such as the gimlet and the frodka.

In general, they are made uncomfortable by children and enjoy and enjoy lofty perches and spying.

Common Posmod phrases include:

“We know about it.”
“That’s kind of a big deal.”
“That’s so Posmod.”
“That’s so shift + 4.”
Anyone geeky and cool who isn't trying to be a hipster is fairly Posmod.
by GirlFromRaleigh August 12, 2012
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poumtang

1: her poumtang is amazing!
2: I got some great poumtang in Bristol
by Cometdream March 19, 2018
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