Posmod

Posmod, an abbreviation for the new and exciting “Postmodern" cultural movement. Tired of all the plaid, vegetarianism and caring, this anti-hipster geek movement started in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Ironically ironic, totally self-aware and too selfish to pretend like they care, the Posmod crowd is beyond hip.

Today's Posmods enjoy new-age yet awesomely retro vodka-based spirits such as the gimlet and the frodka.

In general, they are made uncomfortable by children and enjoy and enjoy lofty perches and spying.

Common Posmod phrases include:

“We know about it.”
“That’s kind of a big deal.”
“That’s so Posmod.”
“That’s so shift + 4.”

Anyone geeky and cool who isn't trying to be a hipster is fairly Posmod.

by GirlFromRaleigh August 12, 2012

Pomodore

A redskinned person who hasn't done anything special in his life.

Everything is new for that stupid pomodore.

by Migh June 29, 2009

postmodem depression

The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.

(A family is on vacation)
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Fucking not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.

by Lie_Detector_411 June 19, 2010

postmodernism

Postmodernism is the ultimate lubricant invented by social sciences in order to fuck every concept and structure that humans ever came up with. At the same time it is used as a means for social sciences to penetrate one another.

Anthropology put some postmodernism on its cock and managed to penetrate History so deep that it screamed...then it turned towards Political Science, which fainted immediately.

by tahabgd March 12, 2010

Postmodernism

The most effective way to kill brain cells. An endeavor mostly pursued by people who hated math in high school. Postmodernism is

"I took a postmodernism class last term. Now half of my brain is rotten"

by BlackSpray May 17, 2015

postmodernism

A term that you keep on hearing about in college and have to look up on Wikipedia. Basically says "fuck it" to the search for any intellectual conclusions.

Once you look up postmodernism on Wikipedia, feel free to sound smart around your friends by using it in conversations!

by rackham March 11, 2009

postmodernism

Postmodernism has no definition. That's what makes it so postmodern.

This example is postmodernism incarnate.

by pabst smear June 12, 2011