Postin Up

not just a pose... but a lifestyle. postin up is a privilege not a right. the origin of postin up can't officially be traced but it was believed to be started around the year 3000 B.C. when one posts up they find themselves in a state of relaxation, most of the time arms are folded and back is to a wall. if a wall is not present to "post" on, the postee can still "post up" with their arms folded taking a moderate athletic stance. a postee can not "post up" for more than 1 minute and 17 seconds at a time, violations of this essential rule can result in a loss of post privileges for the rest of said day.

me and my boy wilbert have been postin up in da post up zone.. where you been?

by mattyjthepostuplegend January 20, 2009

Post-it Superman dat hoe cape

Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.

Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!

by Crunchyness June 1, 2009

pootitang

another word for female genitalia.

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Pole Position

One of the best racing games ever made. Released by the company, 'Namco' back in 1982, it introduced the concept of having a chase camera view, as well as the challenge of having to qualify for the main race. In 1983, it was released in the United States by Atari under license from Namco. It would go on to become the video game of 1983, and to this day, is still a great racing game.

I just beat my old score in Pole Position!

by Mr. X-106 December 8, 2003

Butterfly position

A sex position in which the woman lies down on a flat object, like a bed or a table, and her legs are on the man's shoulders, and the man's dick is in her asshole.

Man 1: I broke up with Sherry yesterday.
Man 2: Good. because last night I took her home and she begged me to go butterfly position with her.
Man 1: Fuck you.

(A large fight then ensues.)

by The cock man January 7, 2009

Positive to a fault

(adj.) To be overly optimistic to the point where one cannot be bothered to sort out the problems, leading to failure through neglect.

She thinks she's a good driver, but she's positive to a fault. She drives while putting on her lipstick. She's about to crash.....



Okay she's unconcious. Time to score some head!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Body Positive

Accepting your body as it is and how it changes / develops. Celebrating what your body can do. While respecting and accepting other peoples bodies. Being supportive about all body types (shapes, sizes, forms, types etc.) without any prejudice.

The above applies to people of all genders, ages, ethnicities, sexual preferences, religions, and sexes.

T: "I love my curves, swerves, lumps & bump!"
S: "Wow T, you're so body positive" :)

E: "Ew! They're too thin! It's gross"
L: "You should be more body positive & respect people of all sizes!"

Too many companies are not body positive

by Miist January 1, 2020