Postoli

A person who is really good at getting girls and fucking bitches

A:Hey do you see this guy there
B: Yeah he is the hottest guy out there. His name is Postoli

by Greeeeeeekkkkkkguuuuyyyy July 12, 2020

portal juice

portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.

"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

pastaloona

Besties..... this bestie is amazing so amazing................... Pasta?

Omg bestie's pastaloona is such a yes

by childe December 26, 2020

postabeen

“Supposed to have been” also, something that should have been done.

You’re late, you were postabeen here 30 minutes ago!

by Trina29 February 10, 2021

Portalable

A surface that you can use a Aperture Brand Portal Device on. For a surface to be portalable it needs to be moon rock harvested from the moon. Origin: The only reason this word exists is that in the portal 2 editor there was tick-box for certain surfaces to be portalable.

Example: Now that's a portalable surface!

by ADefinitionofawordithink May 23, 2021

pontalon

a quirky word thats means pants in fronch. HOR HOR

"i lost my pontalons!"
"well i shat mine."

by crunchy_munchy June 27, 2021

Portal

Paulie Mussolini from Leavenworth thought he met a guy who was a human like him, just a regular blue spy from Compton, until he got pulled through a portal with the guy, that was when he realized he was not in Kansas anymore.

Paulie didn't apprehend or interrogate the blue spy on time since he had to follow the guy through the portal and bring him back to reality where he could be appreheded and interrogated.

by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021