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The Possessed Snorkel

When a guy takes on the exorcist position with a flagpole erection.
Barbara got me so hard last night, that I did the possessed snorkel.
by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024
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demonic possession

when someone's control over their own body is stolen by a demonic entity, which is not r Yes it is, Christians fear me. All shall crumble in the heat of the ashes hail beezlebob hail beezlebo eal so you don't need to worry about it.
Person 1: Damn my girl gave me a wack hickey yesterday i think she might be a victim of demonic possession
Person 1: Yeah I sure did
by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024
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ad-verse possession

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".
I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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posesticlez

a little Indian boy with two legs, testicles, a butt, and a tiny floppy arm growing out of his chest.
Discovery Health has a show/documentary about a 6 year old boy in India with the things mentioned above growing out of his chest, and posesticlez is what we nicknamed him. (Also known as a parasitic twin.)
by anbANDjae December 21, 2010
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Posse whipped

having one's fortune bled dry by an entourage of false friends who feel entitled to what is "theirs"
(name of athlete or celebrity) was posse whipped into bankruptcy.
by curmudgeon December 10, 2012
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passesd

When somebody mispells passesed. Passesed is a phrase where you get taken over by a ghost and die at least a minute after.
Michael420: woah that warrior got passesd

Mitchell69: passesed*
by 91XenotsdeR June 26, 2017
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