Pooper Schooner

A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.

Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.

Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ

by The Fourth Kind December 13, 2012

Pooper

To go to the laboratory a.k.a safety is number one priority

I have to go to the pooper!

by I just flexxed on them haters February 2, 2018

pooperstitious

The unfounded fear of pooping in public water closets, whatever the state of cleanliness or disrepair.

William was sacred to open his bomb-bay doors on the train as he was pooperstitious...

by biznuge June 13, 2018

Dream pooper

Someone who gets your hopes up and then disappoints you or poops all over your dreams.

"Tyler is a dream pooper."

by Angry little bitchtits March 10, 2012

scooshing in a pooper

Scottish Slang, To blow ones glorious man juice right up another's pooper

Man, I nailed a proper dirty last night... I was scooshing in a pooper... The Man juice was just running right back out!!!!!

by pooperscoosher October 17, 2013

Put it in the pooper

A different way of saying "I'll put it in the butt"

"Isn't she hot ,Dave?"
"Yeah I'll totally put it in the pooper."

by Zazzerina September 28, 2015

Party Pooper

One who attends any social gathering such as a party, and makes frequent trips to the bathroom...

Paul: Dude, dont forget to invite Jeff tonight?
LeRoy: Hell no, we ain't inviting that Party pooper, last time it took me days to unclog that toilet....

by Karl S March 22, 2008