Poochler

A good dog

That’s a good poochler

by Beaniebaby24 March 16, 2026

Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.

Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!

by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025

poopell

just a little guy wit a tingy

hes so poopell

by peanutbutterfucker December 1, 2025

Porcelain Toboggan

When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.

After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.

by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025

Pooncel

Like how there’s shortcels, baldcels and cutecels there are pooncels pooncels are straight trans men who can’t get a woman because they’re trans there are many reasons pooncels can’t get a woman but it’s usually the fact they have a pussy or can’t pass

Pooncel: “women will never lover me because of my pussy and my girly features I’m such a POONCEL”

by Froggoth December 30, 2025

Porcelain Destroyer

Someone so skilled in the fecal arts that they are capable of shattering a toilet from the sheer power of them taking a dump in it.

I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

grippin porcelain

throwing up

Man John just downed 3 burgers and 4 shots of jack, he's probably in the bathroom grippin porcelain

by blaah123456789 July 7, 2011