poor man's piano

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.

For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

Poor Chick Underwear

underwear that are covered in shit stains and yeast from a poor girl's infected vagina. May contain std seapage.

The consistency of the underwear are usually a delicate thin fabric that is easily ripped, 2nd hand underwear.

May have been purchased at salvation army or stolen from a bin somewhere.

Check out those skidmarks and yeast in the poor chick underwear sally left over my house.

by skidmarksaints July 29, 2010

Poor man's whiteclaw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Man's Whiteclaw instead!

by jaybirdlaw December 02, 2020

Poor Man's Bling

1. (n.) When someone has more keychains than keys.

1. "Bro what are all those keys for? You must have like 10 cars!" "Nah man, it's just my poor man's bling."

by Classy Suburb Kid December 31, 2010

Poor Man's Million

A lousy 10 grand.

Jim-bob's uncle died and left him a poor man's million, so he went to Vegas and doubled it up playing blackjack.

by brothersister_creativity August 08, 2018

Poor Card Player

Someone who doesn't have a firm grasp of the cards in his hands while playing.

Good Card Player: "Come on! Throw a card! The 8 spades, Let's get this game going.."

Poor Card Player: -struggles holding the cards- "Uhhmm.. Just a sec.." -drops a card- "S!@#!!"

by Cgsoldier333 August 07, 2010

poor man's hotdog

The poor man's hotdog is a term used when one has ran out of hotdog buns and does not have the funds to purchase more so you eat it with bread instead.

Damn we ran out of buns again looks like i have to make the good old fashion poor man's hotdog.

by dickkickem500 June 15, 2017