pole smoker

what my ex boyfriend is

My ex-boyfriend Mark is a pole smoker.

by Stacy February 22, 2004

meat pole

Male cock usually 8-12 inches in length and 2 inches wide. (predominantly black)

Dude Jade rode that meat pole like fuckin sea biscuit

by get the fuck outta my grill February 21, 2005

Pole Jam

Juice of the testicle fruit

18:21 <Hecateh> Donn guzzles pole jam like there's no tommorrow

by Perplex January 22, 2003

Pole-position

The car that starts first in a nascar (or other) race.

"And car nr 21 has pole and nr 5 is starting second"

by Nikita May 12, 2004

Pole Slaw

Male pubic hair. Hair, having a stringy and slaw-like quality, surrounds the pole, a euphemism for the penis.

I slept with this nasty ho and now I have crabs nesting in my pole slaw.

by pole.slaw June 12, 2007

corn pole

Anything used to penetrate a corn hole. More commonly referred to as dick, johnson, magic stick, pussy pounder, penetrator, jimmy, wang, schlong, etc.

She was rubbing on my corn pole so I busted on her face.

by JJCC May 5, 2006

cardinal pole

Cardinal Pole is the shittest school in Hackney, the year 7 girls are moist, and the teachers are fucking disabled and rude

E9: Does your son go to Cardinal Pole

D1: Yeah, it’s pretty shit

E9: Unlucky mate

by HackneyBaitOuts May 19, 2019