Peberdy

An anti-social goon, seriously lacking in any form of social skills. Commonly associated with "shladish" behaviour (see shlad). Often will make weak excuses to not go out with the lads, such as "I have an assignment to hand in tomorrow" - when of course they don't. In addition, well know for putting girlfriend before mates. All round - wet individual.

"Is .... coming out tonight?"

"No - hes doing a Peberdy (or a Pebs)"

Shlad Wet Goon Anti-social

by The_Bird_Is_The_Word January 23, 2011

burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002

pokertunity

an opportunity in poker.

with just this bit of luck, and a wad of dosh ready to be lost, all you chumps can wait for tonight is... a pokertunity to win back what you've lost!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

cunt poker

alternate name for the male sex organ.

After i fucked that bitch my cunt poker was sore.

by csu October 13, 2006

Poker Face

The hottest song in America currently. Preformed by Lay GaGa, a pop goddess. Or playboy model.

A straight face that poker players try to keep.

Person 1: Have you seen that video for Poker face?
Person2: Yeah.

Person 1: Look at that guy. He couldn't keep a straight face if he wanted to.
Person 2: A poker face.

by Shannah Rose February 14, 2009

mexican poker

Mexican poker is a usually a drinking game. Two brave players take an empty beer can and take turns karate chopping it on its side. After a player karate chops it, that player holds the can so the sharp skinny edge is up so the other can give it a chop. The first player to chop the can in half with their hand wins and moves on to play a different opponent. Playing this game almost always leads to a cut bloody hand. Thus a champion usually has to retire after defending his/her title only a few times.

Mr. Miyagi won the game of Mexican poker, but he bleed all over the table.

by swift220 August 14, 2006

poker

1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.

2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.

"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."

NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"

by Nick D May 28, 2003